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Writer's Block: Book worms unite!

What are the three best books you have ever read and what are the three worst? What made them so good or bad?

Hmm I like most books I've ever read.
Gone With The Wind is a fave of mine. I love the Harry Potter books, the Feast of All Saints by anne rice is a great book

I can't remember most of the bad ones except for and I know I will get crap for this since I just read it last week Twilight. OMG it was freakin horrible. Sorry Folks but it was. I just started new moon but haven't gotten very far due to the twilight-trama.

This is my fave review that i've seen of twilight over on goodreads http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/12639073 I'll post it here also though

Save your time: here's the entirety of Twilight in 20 dialogue snippets & a wiggedy-wack intermission.

First 200 pages:
"I like you, Edward!"
"You shouldn't! I'm dangerous!"
"I like you, Edward!"
"But I'm dangerous!"

Next 50 pages:
"I'm a vampire!"
"I like you, Edward!"
"But I'm a vampire! I'm dangerous!"
"I like you, Edward!"

Next 100 pages:
"I like you, Edward!"
"You smell good, Bella. I'm dangerous!"
"I like you, Edward!"
"Damn, you smell good."
"I like you, Edward!"
"Also, I glow in sunlight."

Next 50 pages:
A. VAMPIRE. BASEBALL. GAME.
(I wish I was kidding)

Last 100 pages:
"Help me, Edward! I'm being chased!"
"I'll save you!"
"Help me, Edward! I'm scared!"
"I'll save you!"
"Oh, Edward!"
"You smell good."

(One half star for lack of quality, and one half star for being unintentionally hilarious... especially page 314.)


I have to say there are some GREAT reviews over at goodreads on twilight but Joe's was the best which is why I posted it here

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anya1976
Nov. 28th, 2009 12:54 pm (UTC)
Honestly at the moment so do I. But I may lose friends that way since it's so HUGE. After reading twilight I just do not get the hype. bella is the most boring character EVER. There is no reason for them to like each other other than they like they way each other smells uum not enough for a relationship or "romance" or whatever the teenyboppers wanna call it sorry.
milestogo13
Nov. 28th, 2009 01:20 pm (UTC)
Lurve. Piles and piles of lurve for this.
tamaryokucha
Nov. 28th, 2009 02:25 pm (UTC)
I almost knocked my chair over laughing at your description of Twilight. It was amazing. :D
anya1976
Nov. 28th, 2009 08:04 pm (UTC)
This isn't my description it's "joe's" from good reads. honestly I had described it the same to someone else but I didn't write it down. I found this the other day and laughed my ass off
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