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Happy Thursday everyone

I am actually in a decent mood today... let's see how long that lasts lol.
my cousin sent me an email that cracked me up so i will post it for all of you.
I will of course put it after the cut.

The following are entries to a contest by The Washington Post, in which
respondents had to write a two-line romantic poem...except that the last
line had to be as un-romantic as the first line was romantic.
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/> 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
/> Marrying you screwed up my life.
/>
/> 2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
/> That's why I always wake up screaming.
/>
/> 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
/> This describes everything you are not.
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/> 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
/> But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
/>
/> 5. I thought that I could love no other--
/> That is, until I met your brother.
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/> 6. Roses are red, violets are blue,
/>
/> Sugar is sweet, and so are you ~
/> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
/>
/> The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
/>
/> 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace
/> But don't take that paper bag off your face.
/>
/> 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
/>
/> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
/>
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/> 9. My love, you take my breath away.
/> What have you stepped in to smell this way?
/>
/> 10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
/> Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
/>
/> 11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
/> Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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Hi, I am 36 year old BBW from outside Chicago. I loooove makeup. I also love to tan, listen to music, watch movies, hang out, pretty much anything a normal person likes to do. (I have links to my different profiles listed below)

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